Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found
Parenting; you’re doing it right.
this made me start crying
(Source: livingapathy, via hellbentheavenbound)
THORA THE EXPLORER
REBLOGGING BECAUSE I CRIED LAUGHING FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES.
I ASK YOU YOUNG ONES, WHERE IS THIS FORREST? WHERE? OVER WHERE? OH, FOR ODIN’S SAKE WHERE IS IT?
LET’S REQUEST FOR THE MAP! GRANT IT BY HELPING ME CHANT “MAP”! MAP!!! MAP!!!! LOUDER CHILDREN, MAAAAAAP!!!
IN THE NAME OF ASGARD, I DEMAND YOU HELP PREVENT THE SWIPING OF THIS OBJECT BY MY BROTHER, LOKI. ASSIST ME BY EXCLAIMING “SWING” AS I PROPEL MY HAMMER TOWARDS THIS EVIL CREATURE’S GUT!
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART? I MAY LIKE IT TOO, PERHAPS ODIN MIGHT CONSIDER.
(via dont-touchme-peasant)
high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages
(Source: lukeslamb, via isneezepixiedust)
I am so glad someone made this cuz I’ve always wondered how the movement of the solar system might look as a whole….
BUT LOOK HOW EPIC THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS GUYS
PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY WE’RE NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE ONCE.
I WASN’T FUCKING KIDDING.
Is like mother hen and her chickens
(via live--optimistically)
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
(via dont-touchme-peasant)
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
(via welost--faith)